
Garbage mountain in the living room. I can't believe I let this one get away. This was one of the first open houses I went to but I couldn't see the top floor. Tenant (family member) refused entry.

1.4 (after three months of no action increased up from 1.3) Fixer in Bed Stuy. When having an open house you might want to first remove the enema bag hanging on the back of the kitchen door. #bedstuy #brooklyn #openhouse #stayregular

#youdontseethateveryday

One bedroom in a finished basement.

The realtor assured me the contractor was very good.
#finecraftsmanship

999k. Maybe the only house I saw under 1 million. If it were me I would've hidden my wigs.

Seller takes Visa, Mastercard, AMEX and Discover. This might be my favorite one so far. #membershipperks

Contractor referred to this as the miracle whip ceiling #openhouse #crownheights #miraclewhip

1.35 but it's been on the market for over a year and they'll take 1.2. You can't see the top floor because the tenant is being evicted and won't let us in. Let us know if you're interested.

1.65 gut reno. Oddly, Mother's Day balloons still floating up to the ceiling in a vacant house. The developer called me later and asked if they put floors in would I be interested.

1.1 million Basement music studio. #mediacenter #openhouse #dustyfingers #deepcrates

1.46 in Crown Heights, Crackle glaze shower doors, 3 fam, permanent scaffolding next door - "That was a get"

1.7 and priced to move. Couldn't see one of the floors again due to an uncooperative tenant. #openhouse

Level Needed. 1.55 in good location. This house was being held up by stucco. The seller's agent called and said we should get a bid in fast. They have one serious offer already.

1.6 good location. I call this unstaging. Motivated seller.

1.4 (already off the market) #craftsmanship #openhouse

1.2 full gut reno in Bed Stuy.
#mancave #bedstuy #brooklyn #openhouse

1.85 Floors optional. Put 300-400k into it and it'll be worth 3 million. #nothingbutthefinest #truetaste

1.889 dropped to 1.799 gut Reno. Every room had a hole in the ceiling. The agent was cold so she stayed in her car. #openhouse #bedstuy

1.889 dropped to 1.799 gut reno.
#traces #openhouse #bedstuy

One's house can never smell fresh enough! Listed at 1.7 sold for 1.85 million. #gladeairfreshener #openhouse

Full gut. Putting your best foot forward at the open house. #bedstuy #Imdizzy #openhouse

1.495 on Brooklyn ave. "Lets get a bid in before the weekend and other offers start to come." This house was later taken off the market. #openhouse #crownheights #brooklyn

Listed at 1.7 in Crown Heights. The agent, when I was leaving, whispered to me outside that the seller would take 1.55
























Garbage mountain in the living room. I can't believe I let this one get away. This was one of the first open houses I went to but I couldn't see the top floor. Tenant (family member) refused entry.
1.4 (after three months of no action increased up from 1.3) Fixer in Bed Stuy. When having an open house you might want to first remove the enema bag hanging on the back of the kitchen door. #bedstuy #brooklyn #openhouse #stayregular
#youdontseethateveryday
One bedroom in a finished basement.
The realtor assured me the contractor was very good.
#finecraftsmanship
999k. Maybe the only house I saw under 1 million. If it were me I would've hidden my wigs.
Seller takes Visa, Mastercard, AMEX and Discover. This might be my favorite one so far. #membershipperks
Contractor referred to this as the miracle whip ceiling #openhouse #crownheights #miraclewhip
1.35 but it's been on the market for over a year and they'll take 1.2. You can't see the top floor because the tenant is being evicted and won't let us in. Let us know if you're interested.
1.65 gut reno. Oddly, Mother's Day balloons still floating up to the ceiling in a vacant house. The developer called me later and asked if they put floors in would I be interested.
1.1 million Basement music studio. #mediacenter #openhouse #dustyfingers #deepcrates
1.46 in Crown Heights, Crackle glaze shower doors, 3 fam, permanent scaffolding next door - "That was a get"
1.7 and priced to move. Couldn't see one of the floors again due to an uncooperative tenant. #openhouse
Level Needed. 1.55 in good location. This house was being held up by stucco. The seller's agent called and said we should get a bid in fast. They have one serious offer already.
1.6 good location. I call this unstaging. Motivated seller.
1.4 (already off the market) #craftsmanship #openhouse
1.2 full gut reno in Bed Stuy.
#mancave #bedstuy #brooklyn #openhouse
1.85 Floors optional. Put 300-400k into it and it'll be worth 3 million. #nothingbutthefinest #truetaste
1.889 dropped to 1.799 gut Reno. Every room had a hole in the ceiling. The agent was cold so she stayed in her car. #openhouse #bedstuy
1.889 dropped to 1.799 gut reno.
#traces #openhouse #bedstuy
One's house can never smell fresh enough! Listed at 1.7 sold for 1.85 million. #gladeairfreshener #openhouse
Full gut. Putting your best foot forward at the open house. #bedstuy #Imdizzy #openhouse
1.495 on Brooklyn ave. "Lets get a bid in before the weekend and other offers start to come." This house was later taken off the market. #openhouse #crownheights #brooklyn
Listed at 1.7 in Crown Heights. The agent, when I was leaving, whispered to me outside that the seller would take 1.55